need more... jokes, lol
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Raptor
Instruguey (13)
Instruguey (13)
My ship Megalodon was destroyed in Kha'ak Sector by Xenon N, but I have managed to eject and activated the jump-drive (of the space suit) and guess what? ... my ship 'space suit' was attacked in Kingdom End by the same Xenon N.
It does not matter what we were in the past but what we are now, what we do and what we are going to be, our destiny.
Roguey
Trueguey (22)
Trueguey (22)
In X-BTF I was in a Xenon sector once, being chased by a Xenon capital. In that game capital ships moved faster than the smaller ones. I hid in-front of a asteroid when 3 seconds later the asteroid went flying off the top of my screen. I looked around and the capital ship was gone... then I figured out it must of drove straight into the asteroid.
Raptor
Instruguey (13)
Instruguey (13)
Roguey
Trueguey (22)
Trueguey (22)
lol, I like the way you used quotes from the game. That could be a new thing - making jokes using quotes from the game
Raptor
Instruguey (13)
Instruguey (13)
Roguey
Trueguey (22)
Trueguey (22)
lol, that's quite a wide area to cover
Raptor
Instruguey (13)
Instruguey (13)
I'm not sure but this could be a joke: I'm playing X3TC after I've played X3AP. I missed the Kha'ak to be honest.
It does not matter what we were in the past but what we are now, what we do and what we are going to be, our destiny.
RandomTank
Assoguey (17)
Assoguey (17)
Pffffff miss the Khaak! Good one!
Seriously, if you want Khaak, go play X2 and try and take on a Khaak sector in a Dragon; you won't miss them after that!
Seriously, if you want Khaak, go play X2 and try and take on a Khaak sector in a Dragon; you won't miss them after that!
I will be the one to take you down!
Raptor
Instruguey (13)
Instruguey (13)
lol, but the Kha'ak adds more fun and challenge to the game, that's why I miss them.
I also missed the pirates in X3 Reunion where they seemed like they were looking for troubles especially with you (the player), for example: if I shot him just to bother or test him:
"Oh boy, you are about to be very sorry about... HEEEY" he barely finish it... you know what does this mean
or Teladi: "If you ssseek fight..., we are ready... pssaaah". He is not ready at all, lol
Also its funny when you shoot him and after his ship is already blown up to pieces, "I see you in the other side.... owaahh", when did he say that? after he is already dead, or maybe its a recorded message... but the comms device is already destroyed too, lol
I also missed the pirates in X3 Reunion where they seemed like they were looking for troubles especially with you (the player), for example: if I shot him just to bother or test him:
"Oh boy, you are about to be very sorry about... HEEEY" he barely finish it... you know what does this mean
or Teladi: "If you ssseek fight..., we are ready... pssaaah". He is not ready at all, lol
Also its funny when you shoot him and after his ship is already blown up to pieces, "I see you in the other side.... owaahh", when did he say that? after he is already dead, or maybe its a recorded message... but the comms device is already destroyed too, lol
It does not matter what we were in the past but what we are now, what we do and what we are going to be, our destiny.
bozo64r
Miltaguey (15)
Miltaguey (15)
n a non X related joke... What do you call an exploding monkey?
RandomTank
Assoguey (17)
Assoguey (17)
I don't know
What do you call an exploding Monkey?
What do you call an exploding Monkey?
I will be the one to take you down!
Roguey
Trueguey (22)
Trueguey (22)
a mess? not sure...
What do you call an exploding Monkey?
What do you call an exploding Monkey?
AlphanInfidel
Proguey (12)
Proguey (12)
An Orang Utangrenade?
I am an Alien!
Kirlack
Specoguey (14)
Specoguey (14)
An Orangu-bang?
Madder than a Bastard on fathers day.
My DiDs: Peace(s) of Eight - Way of the Gun - Status: Online, A Xenon DiD
My DiDs: Peace(s) of Eight - Way of the Gun - Status: Online, A Xenon DiD
AlphanInfidel
Proguey (12)
Proguey (12)
A chimpanTNT?
I am an Alien!
RandomTank
Assoguey (17)
Assoguey (17)
Ape-alm?
All this build-up and the punchline is still gonna be awful....
All this build-up and the punchline is still gonna be awful....
I will be the one to take you down!
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